In the USA, it is prohibited to:
1. drive a car with your eyes closed
2. fish while sitting on a camel
3. bring lions to the theater
4. put a donkey to sleep in the bathroom
5. shoot bison from the second floor of a hotel
6. sleep naked
7. tease dogs
8. take a bite out of someone else's hamburger
9. wake bears to take their picture
10. sprinkle salt on the tracks
11. throw a live moose out of an airplane
12. men with mustaches kiss women
13. hit rats with a baseball bat
14. ride a bicycle into a swimming pool
15. give lit cigarettes to pets
16. cross the road on your hands
17. a husband cannot hit his wife with a stick that has a diameter larger than his thumb
18. drive a car in reverse
19. play cards with Indians on the streets
20. drivers honk at passing women
21. more than 16 women cannot live together in one house (17, according to lawmakers, is already a brothel), however, the law allows 120 men to live together at the same time
22. animals to mate within 500 meters of public establishments
23. in one state, oral sex is a crime
24. in one state, a woman faces jail time if she opens her husband's mail
25. let neighbors use your vacuum cleaner
26. a woman faces a fine if she falls asleep while drying her hair
27. people over 18 are not allowed to smile if they are missing more than one front tooth
28. in one city, it is allowed to wear cowboy boots if you have at least two cows
29. it is illegal to kiss a woman while she is sleeping
30. you cannot talk in an elevator even with acquaintances
31. keep more than one vibrator at home
32. whistle into a keyhole
33. insert coins into your ears
34. let cats outside if they do not have reflective lights on their backs
All these violations carry penalties ranging from fines to imprisonment.
How boring our lives are :)